From funny T-shirts and mugs to retirement pills and inflatable walkers, there is a wide selection of humorous retirement gifts to fit the interests, hobbies or personality of the person retiring.
Finding the Perfect Funny Retirement Gift
If you know someone retiring that has a good sense of humor, giving a funny retirement gift is a great way to bring laughs to the retiree at this special time in life.
Although retirement is a time of ending a life's work, it is also a new beginning: a time when the retiree should relax and enjoy hobbies and interests that may have been put on the back burner during their years of working. For some, retirement means time for traveling, fishing or gardening. Others see it is as a way to simply enjoy whatever comes.
When you choose a humorous retirement gift, find something that fits the retiree's interests. For example, if the retiree loves to play golf, a set of personalized PARscription golf balls may be the perfect gift choice. The golf ball set found at the Web site, Gifts For You Now, includes six Top-Flite golf balls in two large prescription bottles. The labels on the bottles include the recipient's name, refill information and dosage instructions.
Sports-Related Humorous Retirement Gifts
Here are a few more ideas for humorous retirement gifts that are sports-related.
- A sturdy cane that has a metal golf putter bottom called the "Over the Hill Putter Cane" from What on Earth makes a great retirement gift for a golfer. For the retiree that love to fish, a walking cane fishing pole is also available from this website.
- Have a personalized golfer magazine cover printed with the retiree's photograph and customized headlines at Your Cover. Other covers include Retirement Magazine and Your Special Event.
- Stupid.com offers a wide variety of goofy golf stuff.
Age-Related Retirement Gifts
For most people, retirement comes in the latter years of life and many funny retirement gifts mock this. Many of these types of gag gifts generally refer to the aches and pains that accompany getting older. The first two funny retirement gifts are offered at the Retirement Gift Shop.
- Made of strong bamboo and measuring more than three feet tall a retirement gag gift cane is sure to be a hit at the retirement party. The cane comes with the following items attached to it:
- Rearview mirror
- Bulb horn
- Squeeze open change purse
- "Slow-Moving Pedestrian" sign
- A "Lean on Me" tag
- Retirement stickers
- A mini sized 1.5 ounce bottle of candy Retirement Pills comes with hilarious instructions that are retirement related.
- Offered at the Retirement Gift Company is a full size inflatable walker decorated in an old age or over-the-hill theme.
Humorous Retirement Sayings and Poems
- Tote bags
- Water bottles
- Bumper stickers
More Humorous Retirement Gift Ideas
- The Over the Hill Survivor Kit makes a fun gift for retirees.
Additional Websites for Funny Retirement Gifts
Although humorous retirement gifts are not for everyone, most people do enjoy a good laugh and love receiving funny gifts as others share in the celebration of their retirement.