Turning 50 Jokes

From jokes about hot flashes and menopause to balding and senility, turning 50 jokes are a way to poke fun at this milestone birthday.

Using humor is a great way to add a sense of fun and lightness to a day that many people love but many others do not look forward to - their 50th birthday. Each day, almost 11,000 49-year-olds go to bed and wake up the next morning finding themselves over the hill. Suddenly, they are 50-years-old.

For decades, turning 50 has been the topic of innumerable hilarious jokes, funny stories and amusing one liners. Whether you are approaching the big day yourself, remember it as a fond memory or are getting ready to help someone celebrate their half-century birthday, remember the famous words of John Paul Getty: Age doesn’t matter, unless you are cheese.

The Internet is a wonderful source of jokes about turning 50. From websites that provide a broad range of humorous topics to those that focus on only birthday jokes, there are sure to be many that you will enjoy. The following is a sampling of these funny and entertaining websites.

• Weird Websites provides sections of 50th birthday jokes and humor, humorous tip for the over 50s and the positive side of being an oldie.
• Aha Jokes provides funny jokes and poems on being over the hill.
• Woodstock Candy offers a funny assortment of birthday poems for your 50th birthday, along with 50th birthday jokes.
• Aimed at the 76 million Baby Boomers, C-boom! Where the Cool Boomers Search provides funny sayings, jokes and one liners to help celebrate that milestone birthday. Every 7-and-a-half seconds, a baby boomer turns 50. If it is someone you know, share the fun of C-boom’s special birthday section with them.
• Amusing 50th birthday limerick poems are found at Here Be Limerick Poems.
• A website loaded with humor in every form is Senior Citizen Over-the-Hill Humor - The Lighter Side of Getting Old by PM Caregivers. Over-the-hill birthday jokes combined with 50th birthday jokes that are silly, endearing and outright hilarious make this website one you will not want to miss.
• Enjoy the many jokes and funny stories provided by Butler Webs. Many of them pertain to the big 5-0 birthday.
• Memorable birthday jokes, funny quips and short stories from Joksey will help make your birthday one to remember.
• Digg has compilation of 50th birthday jokes sent in by its members.

Bookmark these sites, too:

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Hilarious joke books and zany gag gifts add to the fun of celebrating this special day.

• What You Don’t Know About Turning 50 by P.D. Witte is a guide to initiate the beginning old-timer. This great book includes 101 funny and sometimes slightly irreverent jokes in a cartoon format that will have anyone approaching the big 5-0 laughing out loud.
• Visit Over-the-Hill Gifts for a great selection of gag gifts and clothing. It also offer 50th birthday gift baskets, personalized gifts and birthday and senior citizen joke gifts.
• For additional over-the-hill and 50th birthday cards, visit Card Fountain or MSN American Greetings for a wonderful selection of humorous cards.
• Enjoy funny quotes about turning 50 at The Famous Quotations.

Sharing turning 50 jokes is a wonderful way to add a touch of humor to a day that marks the beginning of a new decade of life.

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