Retirement Humor

Watch a great slideshow of retirement gag gifts

From funny jokes and hilarious stories to humorous quotations and poems that give you a chuckle, retirement humor brings a smile to your lips and laughter to your life.

Retirement

Retirement is a special milestone in a person's life. After years of dedication and hard work, it's a time for relaxation and the pursuit of interests and hobbies the working and family years may not have allowed.

Without a doubt, retirement life is very different than the years spent in the work force. Most humor about retirement takes those differences and creates laughable situations that are fun and funny. Whether you are at a retirement dinner, sharing an evening with friends or spending time alone on your computer, retirement humor is sure to tickle your funny bone, keeping you young at heart.

Humorous Gifts for Retirement

Although a humorous gift for retirement is not appropriate for everyone, retirees' with a good sense of humor will defiantly enjoy receiving one of the many funny, humorous or gag gifts available.

Popular gifts that generally produce a giggle, a chuckle or an outright laugh includes:

  • T-shirts, sweatshirts or mugs with funny retirement sayings
  • Silly gag gifts such as a tennis racquet/bug zapper combination or sturdy walking cane with a gold putter bottom
  • A gift basket loaded with silly retirement gifts

Many websites offer humorous retirement gifts including:

Retirement Humor Online

There are many websites filled with retirement jokes, funny stories and laughable cartoons. Many of these also include:

Although there are websites that provide humor that is x-rated or filled with off-color nuances, many seniors find these websites offensive. They prefer humor that is clean, without offensive language and crassness.

The websites listed in this article provide clean humor that retirees can share with their family and friends.

  • A great collection of retirement humor is located at The Retirement Jokes Café. Many of the jokes and stories are perfect for retirement parties or dinners. This website also has sections that includes:
    • Retirement poems
    • Retirement speeches
    • Retirement gifts

Funny Retirement Books

Books are another great source of retirement humor. They make excellent retirement gifts for friends, family or colleagues. The following are a few humorous books on the topic of retirement.


Whether you are a retiree, someone that is about to retire or are seriously thinking about retiring in a decade or so, retirement humor is something that can be enjoyed by people of all ages.

Retirement Humor